I’m a daughter, sister, wife, writer, and evaluation consultant. Betty and I live in New Hampshire. I hope she hates the cold as much as I do.

I’m not a sun worshiper. I’ve never been to a tanning salon. I wear sun block and hats. I hate when people assume Betty is somehow my fault for tanning. If you do, expect to be glared at, silently cursed, and possibly lectured depending on my mood.

I like to believe I was an evil badass in a prior life and Betty is my karma, but I don’t really believe in reincarnation. Sometimes shit just happens, and cancer is definitely shit.